I cannot believe I forgot to tell you all about my embarrassing moment(s) last week. Remember our spring snow day in the ATL? It happened on the 7th (when many of you were on the beach, but I'm not bitter. I'm not bitter. I'm not bitter...) and I had to deal with some stuff from my wreck that happened the Thursday before. So, I got out in the nasty, cold weather (when many of you were at the beach. But I'm not bitter...) to go pick up the accident report, which meant I had to go into the police station and talk to an officer. Then, I had to go to the collision place to drop the report off so that they could contact the insurance company ...yada, yada, yada. That part isn't important.
But get this> I go into both of these places, act all professional and adult and everything, and enjoy a cup of hot (Candy Cane Lane) tea on my drive around in the snow (when many of you were at the beach...but no bitterness here! Promise.) As I leave the 2nd place where I had talked with two women and told them about Church 4 Chicks, I get into the rental car and catch a glimpse of my reflection in the mirror. TO MY HORROR, I see the Joker (from Batman!) staring back at me from the glass! OH.MY.WORD. The lipstick whose shade I made using two different lipsticks and a separate glosser mixed with driving around town and drinking a cup of hot tea caused the makeup and the cup to converge in some weird way around my mouth area causing the lipstick to spread out around my mouth making me look just like the JOKER!! I kid you not! I only wish now I had taken a picture.
I can't even believe the police officer didn't make me use a breathalizer or walk a straight line before getting back on the road to drive. I REALLY can't believe those two women at the collision place kept a straight face the whole time.
Okay. I feel better now. I got to get that embarrassing experience off my chest and that helps a bunch. Besides, that happened back when I was a mere 34 years old. I'm a very mature 35 now and I will never step out of the car without checking the mirror again.
One last point. If you must drink and drive, drink Celestial Seasoning's Candy Cane Lane Tea. Just don't wear lipstick at the same time.